Squishable: Corgi

The aristocratic Corgi has ascended the ranks of royalty! It has warmed the laps of the realm’s most demure white-gloved hand-wavers! And rightly so! For indeed, they’ve achieved their exalted status without conquering vast tracts of land! (Although it’s awesome to visualize a Corgi in armor brandishing a sword. Just sayin’.) Yes truly, Corgis converted their lot from hard-working sheep herders to sitting in the literal lap of luxury through sheer power of cute. That’s an amazing social ascendance merely on the influence of four stubby little legs and some oversized ears. That, my friends, is power. Adorable, cuddly power.