What were you doing half an hour after coming into the world? Sleeping? Crying a lot? Or were you standing up and jumping around like a boss? That’s what a baby deer is doing a scant 30 minutes after of finding out that the universe exists. She goes from “there’s a bright light up ahead” to “and now I am racing around the forest” in less time that it takes for us to whip up a batch of cupcakes. Incidentally, this deer would like a cupcake, please. It’s her birthday.