Welcome to our Luau! I’m glad you could join 1000 of your closest friends already hanging out on this tropical Hawaiian beach! Watch some hula performances! Eat some roasted animals or non-animal alternatives! Debate exactly what’s in this coconut drink! Do I taste a hint of pineapple? A touch of lime? A whole lot of umbrella (mmmm, that’s a tasty umbrella). Anyway, pull up some sand and prepare to party!